Department of Slightly Better Ideas But Not By Much

We're a government agency dedicated to taking your average, unremarkable ideas and polishing them until they're slightly less terrible. Our team of highly trained, slightly-better-than-average employees are here to help you refine your concepts into slightly-less-crucial, marginally-less-mediocre solutions.

Our services include:

• Minor revisions to your half-baked schemes
• Lightweight, yet somehow still somehow impactful, rebranding
• Consultation on the optimal number of unnecessary meetings required for any given project

Don't let your ideas languish in obscurity! Let us help you bring them into the world of 'slightly better'. Contact us today for a consultation!

Subpages:

• Committee of People Who Should Probably Just Give Up (for those ideas that are beyond redemption)
• Department of Slightly Better Ideas But Not By Even More Much (for those who just want it slightly worse)