Accuse of Being Biased, But Not Actually Reading the Article
Oh no, you think I'm being biased? That's rich coming from someone who hasn't even finished the article. I mean, seriously, how can you accuse me of being in the tank when you're still on page 3? Get with the times, folks. I've got sources, and sources are a real thing. Don't @ me.
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Disclaimer: The author of this article has not actually read the article, but has instead relied on their own vast expertise and unshakeable convictions. Any resemblance to actual facts or research is purely coincidental.
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