Active Ignorance Packages

Welcome to Active Ignorance Packages, where we sell you a product that we've never actually read the instructions for.

We're talking about our top-of-the-line "I'm a Special Snowflake" package. This package comes with a complimentary set of invisible strings and a free side of "I'm not sure what that means".

Features:

• We'll ignore your concerns about the manual.
• We'll pretend to be experts in whatever it is you're trying to do.
• Our customer support team will just give you more questions.

Pricing:

Our "I'm a Special Snowflake" package is available for the low, low price of $500.00. That's right, you'll pay us $500.00 to pretend to be an expert while we ignore the manual.

But wait, there's more! If you order in the next 10 minutes, we'll throw in a free "I'm a Visionary" t-shirt. That's right, you'll be able to wear your ignorance on your sleeve (literally) and still look stylish.

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