Q: What's the point of this whole "ignorance package" thingy?
We're glad you asked! The Active Ignorance Packages are designed to help you ignore even the most pressing issues in your life. With our carefully curated selection of things you shouldn't know, you'll be able to focus on what really matters: napping, eating, and Netflix binge-watching.
Q: But won't I just become more ignorant and uninformed?
Exactly! And isn't that just the best feeling in the world? Our packages are carefully crafted to help you avoid those pesky facts and figures that always get in the way. Who needs to know the truth when you can just pretend it's all fine?
Q: How do I install an Active Ignorance Package?
It's easy! Just click this link for step-by-step instructions. Don't worry, we won't make you think too hard about it.
Q: Can I uninstall an Active Ignorance Package?
Are you kidding me? You're probably still going to ignore the problems, aren't you? But if you must know, the answer is no. Our packages are like a timeshare for your brain. You're stuck with us until you figure out how to use a search engine.
Q: Are Active Ignorance Packages available for my browser, operating system, or device?
Ha! You want to know if it'll work on your ancient browser from the 90s? Sorry, not sorry. But seriously, we support the latest and greatest, except for IE6, because who cares, really?
Q: Can I purchase Active Ignorance Packages with my credit card?
Why bother? We accept Bitcoin, Venmo transfers, and other forms of "I'll get around to it later." Just don't ask us to do any actual work, 'kay?