Active Ignorance Packages

Welcome to the Active Ignorance Packages, where the art of not knowing what you're doing is taken to new heights.

Our special snowflake packages are designed to help you coast through meetings, impress no one, and achieve the perfect balance of incompetence.

Each package comes with:

• A free pass to not understand the question
• A complimentary "I'm not sure, but let me Google it" card
• A personalized "I'm not responsible for that" badge

Don't settle for just any package. Get the Active Ignorance Packages and join the ranks of the truly uninformed.

Other packages in the line:

• Deferred Action Packages
• Strategic Ignorance Suites