The art of turning the tables on your coworkers. It's a delicate dance, really.
| Technique | Example | Result |
|---|---|---|
| Redirect the Meeting | Call an emergency meeting to discuss the importance of taking a three-hour lunch. | Colleagues are confused, but slightly entertained. |
| Blame-Shifting | Claim you didn't mean to spill coffee all over the conference table, it was an accident. | Colleagues are skeptical, but still give you a free lunch |
| Procrastination-by-Proxy | Tell your boss that you need more time to complete your tasks, but secretly blame it on the IT department. | Colleagues are frustrated, boss is oblivious. |
| Stealthy Sabotage | Place a sticky note on your coworker's computer saying "I'm watching you." | Coworkers are unnerved, but secretly entertained. |