Are you tired of being ignored in meetings? Do you want to be the office hero? Well, do what every other middle manager does: Exaggerate your own competence! Tell people you're 5 years ahead of the industry. Claim you're a "thought leader" who's always "thinking outside the box." Just don't get caught.
Here's how it's done:
Remember, it's all about projecting confidence and authority. And also about being a Super Moron.
Want more tips from the masters? Step 7: Becoming a True Moron awaits!