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• Sees a 2 AM meeting as a personal challenge, rather than a sign to stay home and drink. Read more
• Has a "spider sense" that tattles on coworkers, rather than addressing conflicts directly. Learn to tattle like a pro
• Is allergic to constructive criticism, but loves a good tantrum. Master the art of a tantrum
• Copies others, rather than innovates. (See, e.g., Copycat Syndrome.)