CEO John the Inept 4
Our beloved CEO, John, has managed to turn a small startup into a global conglomerate through sheer ineptitude.
Here are some of his greatest achievements:
- Successfully alienated every investor by using Comic Sans in all company communications.
- Turned the company's break room into a giant game room, complete with foosball tables, pool tables, and a kegerator.
- Mismanaged the company's finances so thoroughly that we now subsist on a diet of nothing but ramen noodles and day-old Cheetos.
- Accidentally ordered 10,000 units of a product that we don't actually need, because, "Hey, who doesn't love a good deal on widgets?!"
Want to see more of our company's ineptitude in action?
- Meet the Team - Our team of highly qualified individuals who have all managed to become highly demotivated.
- CEO Philosophy - Learn about John's unique approach to business, which involves making it up as we go.