CEO John the Inept 4

Our beloved CEO, John, has managed to turn a small startup into a global conglomerate through sheer ineptitude.

Here are some of his greatest achievements:

• Successfully alienated every investor by using Comic Sans in all company communications.
• Turned the company's break room into a giant game room, complete with foosball tables, pool tables, and a kegerator.
• Mismanaged the company's finances so thoroughly that we now subsist on a diet of nothing but ramen noodles and day-old Cheetos.
• Accidentally ordered 10,000 units of a product that we don't actually need, because, "Hey, who doesn't love a good deal on widgets?!"

Want to see more of our company's ineptitude in action?

• Meet the Team - Our team of highly qualified individuals who have all managed to become highly demotivated.
• CEO Philosophy - Learn about John's unique approach to business, which involves making it up as we go.