Claim You Only See What You Want to See

The Ultimate Guide to Bending Reality

Are you tired of being bound by the constraints of objective truth? Do you wish to live in a world where the facts are flexible, where the rules are bendy, and where the sky's the limit?

Well, you're in luck! This page is your one-stop shop for all things "Claim You Only See What You Want to See."

Here's how it works:

• Just close your eyes and point your ears in the opposite direction.
• Repeat after me: "I'm a winner, I'm a champion, I'm a ninja!"
• When you open your eyes again, you'll see that everything is, of course, going your way.

But wait, there's more! Check out our Advanced Techniques for more tips and tricks on how to manipulate reality!