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Defusing the Diffuser: Office Politics Edition
Warning: The Diffuser is a Force of Nature
When a coworker becomes a Diffuser, it's like they're a magnet for chaos and confusion. They're always "reorganizing" the office, "streamlining" processes, and "disrupting" meetings. But don't worry, we've got the secret to defusing them.
- Step 1: Identify the Diffuser - It's not just anyone who uses the word "synergy" unironically, is it?
- Step 2: Engage in Sarcastic Banter - A healthy dose of eye-rolling and sarcastic remarks can be just what the Diffuser needs to "see the light".
- Step 3: Create a New Diffuser - If all else fails, just create a new one! It's like that old saying: "You can't defuse the Diffuser, but you can Diffuser-ify the office."