Advanced Diffuser Defusals: The Dark Art of Disagreement
A Guide to Disarming the Diffuser in the Modern Office
Warning: The following content is highly addictive. Prolonged exposure to Advanced Diffuser Defusals may lead to:
- Inability to make decisions
- Increased risk of being ignored in meetings
- Uncontrollable urge to use the phrase 'But have you considered...'
As a seasoned Diffuser, you know the art of turning any conversation into a labyrinthine maze of 'have you considered this?'s and 'what about that?'s. But have you ever wondered what lies beyond the Diffuser's lair?
Look no further! This comprehensive guide will walk you through the most advanced Diffuser Defusal tactics, from:
- The Diffuser's favorite question patterns
- How to create a Diffuser-proof meeting environment
- The art of feigning interest
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