By Dr. Emily P. Bureaucrat, Ph.D. in Bureaucratic Red Tape
The diffuser is a creature of great power and great inefficiency. With its many tentacles of paperwork and its maw of meetings, it sucks the life out of even the most well-intentioned projects.
Its lair is a maze of cubicles, each one a prison cell filled with the hopes and dreams of the trapped.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have discovered the secret to disarming the diffuser.
Step 1: Identify the diffuser's weak points. Is it the IT department that's slow to respond to your email? Is it the marketing team that's always trying to "rebrand" things?
Step 2: Develop a plan to attack the diffuser at its weak points. This may involve creating a fake IT ticket, or rebranding your report as a "whitepaper".
Step 3: Execute your plan with precision and cunning. Remember, the diffuser is a formidable foe, but it is also a creature of habit and routine.
And so, dear reader, you now possess the knowledge to disarmor the diffuser. May it serve you well, and may you never again be trapped in the lair of the beast.