Intern-Gate Part 3: The Great Cereal Heist

Subtitle: "When the Office Coffee Machine Becomes a Snack-filled Time Bomb"

Warning: This article contains mature themes, sharp office equipment, and questionable life choices.

As the sun rises over the cubicles, the office coffee machine, once a bastion of hope and productivity, becomes a portal to a world of chaos and destruction.

It starts innocently enough: a stray C-4 cereal bar left in the break room, a half-eaten box of granola, and before long, the office is overrun with an insatiable hunger for crunchy, sugary goodness.

HR has been alerted. The CEO has been informed. The IT department is on the case, but it's too late. The cereal heist has already begun, and no one knows who's behind the missing Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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