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Warning: This article contains mature themes and may cause existential dread.
As a seasoned office veteran, Jane knows the secrets to getting ahead in the corporate world: sacrificing your dignity, your lunch breaks, and your soul for the sake of a promotion.
But don't just take her word for it! Check out her latest book, "The Golden Giver's Guide to Office Malaise," which is available on Amazon for the low, low price of $50,000.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try taking a class with Jane herself! She offers a comprehensive course on "Advanced Office Sadness" for the low, low price of $10,000.