So, you want to be a corporate climber? Well, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Here are a few tips to help you navigate the treacherous waters of office politics:
1. Just agree with the boss - It's not about being right, it's about being liked. Who cares about being a thought leader when you can just smile and nod?
2. Never say no to coffee breaks - You never know when the boss will need a 'quick meeting' in the break room.
3. Never ask questions - It's not like you'll get any actual answers. Besides, it's just more fun this way.
4. Always arrive on time - But not too early, that's just annoying. Just show up when everyone else does, and pretend you're just as surprised as they are that the meeting started so late.
5. Never talk about your feelings - Who needs emotional intelligence when you have a meeting agenda?
And, finally, Just pretend to care - It's all about appearances, folks.