Office Politics Pitfalls: Leaving With a Vacant Expression

When you're leaving the office with a vacant expression, it's not just about the face you're making, it's about the politics you're leaving behind. It's like a digital trail of breadcrumbs, a paper trail of meetings, and a psychological trail of unfulfilled promises.

Here's a few reasons why you might be leaving with a vacant expression:

• You just spilled coffee all over your shirt and now you have to go change.
• Someone asked you to do their work for them and you're still trying to figure out how to say no.
• You just remembered that you're allergic to the copier and now you're in anaphylaxis-land.

But don't worry, there's hope! With our Subpage 1: The Art of the Quick Exit, you'll learn how to make a quick and clean escape from the office, leaving everyone wondering what just happened.

And for those who are really struggling, there's Subpage 2: The Art of the Fake Apology, where you'll learn how to craft the perfect non-apology that will make everyone forget what just transpired.

So go ahead, leave with that vacant expression, but don't forget to leave a trail of breadcrumbs for the next poor soul who has to clean up after you.