It's time to say goodbye to the office. But not just goodbye, it's more like "I'll be back, and my return will be a masterpiece."
As you depart, take a deep breath, and don't forget to leave a scathing review on the company's review site. Who needs closure when you can have a 1-star rating?
Remember, you're not just leaving your job, you're leaving a lasting impression. And that impression is one of disappointment and disillusionment.
So, go ahead, take the last donut from the break room, and don't look back. The office will never be the same without you, but that's not saying much.