The Meeting: A Dance with the Empty

Today, we will be meeting to discuss the quarterly sales numbers. Because, you know, that's what matters.

• Item 1: The Marketing Department will present their 5-point plan for increasing sales by 0%.
• Item 2: The Finance Department will explain why our company is still solvent, despite our best efforts to lose all our assets.
• Item 3: The IT Department will demonstrate their new system for tracking the exact number of minutes spent staring at spreadsheets.

And, of course, there will be free donuts. Because, you know, that's what motivates us.