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Office Politics Pitfalls: Microwaving Fish
Microwaving Fish: A Tale of Office Shenanigans
It's a little-known fact that the office microwave is not just for heating up last night's leftovers.
It's also for conducting clandestine meetings, negotiating raises, and cooking up a storm of bureaucratic backstabbing.
But, beware, for in the dark alleys of office politics, even the humble microwaver has its own pitfalls.
- The 3:00 AM fish-fingered meeting: when the microwaver is used to cook up a secret deal, but the fish gets overcooked.
- The fishy smell of favoritism: when the microwaver is used to cook for the boss, but the rest of us are left with last week's Tupperware.
- The microwaver-induced fishy dreams: when the office microwave is used as a time-traveling portal to alternate dimensions.
Read more on these fishy phenomena.