For the uninitiated, Office Politics Bingo is a game where employees mark off when coworkers exhibit certain behaviors, like "Micromanaging," "Gossiping," or "Suddenly-Remembering-Their-Mother's-Birthday."
This is the legend of how it all began.
It started in the break room, where the coffee machine was a battleground.
A manager, known only as "The Great One," ruled with an iron fist and an even tighter budget.
But one brave soul, a junior programmer named Bob, dared to challenge the status quo.
He created a game, using a bingo card with behaviors like "Said they would 'synergize' but really meant 'do nothing' and 'Told someone to 'rebrand' their project, but actually just wanted to 'reorganize' the budget'."
Bob's coworkers were skeptical, but the game took off, spreading like wildfire through the office.
Today, Office Politics Bingo is played everywhere, from cubicles to boardrooms.
But remember, it's not just a game, it's a survival strategy.
Mark off your squares, and you might just make it to the next meeting... or at least the next coffee break.
Rules of the Game Advanced Strategies Everyone Gets a Trophy