Office Romance Protocol

Section 1: Article 3 - "The 3-Month Rule: A Guide to Nondescriptive Workplace Romance

According to Article 3, Section 1 of the Office Romance Protocol, all romantic relationships between coworkers must adhere to the following guidelines:

• 1. Must not be consummated until 3 months have passed since the last company-wide holiday party.
• 2. Must be conducted in a manner that does not compromise productivity or disrupt the work environment.
• 3. Must not involve the sharing of sensitive information, including but not limited to, employee performance reviews, or confidential project details.

Failure to comply with these regulations may result in disciplinary action, up to and including mandatory attendance at "Sensitivity Training" sessions.

For more information, please refer to Section 2: "The Art of Subtle Gestures: A Guide to Nonverbal Communication in the Workplace" or Section 3: "Romanticizing the Breakroom: A Guide to In-Office Dating"