Only When the Coffee Machine is Broken

Because, you see, the office is a war zone, where sanity and productivity are constantly under attack. And the only thing that stands between us and certain doom is a reliable coffee machine.

• Only When the Boss is Actually Working
• When the Microwave is Used as a Heat Source
• Only When the Employees are Running the Office on Caffeine Fumes

Stay alert, stay caffeinated, and for the love of all things sane, do not attempt to brew your own coffee in the break room.