Our Own Private Judgmental Detective Agency

Welcome to the most discerning and slightly-less-than-sympathetic detective agency in all the land! We specialize in judging your every move, thought, and outfit.

Our team of expert judges, trained in the art of nitpicking and snobbery, will leave no stone unturned in their pursuit of perfection.

We're not just a detective agency, we're a lifestyle.

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