It's a little-known fact that our office is home to a cast of lovable sociopaths who somehow manage not to get along with each other.
But one person stands out as the shining exemplar of all that is wrong with our workplace: Mrs. Chronic.
Read about Mrs. Chronic's daily routineIt's a wonder we don't all get fired on a daily basis, but somehow we manage to keep our sanity (mostly)
Read prophets' predictions for our office| Mrs. Chronic | Founder and President |
| Ted the Tactician | Director of Tact |
| Bob the Bureaucrat | Chief Bureaucratic Officer |
And so on. And so forth. And so on.
Meet the Chronic family's adorable, but slightly sociopathic, childrenWe're prophets of doom, we're prophets of gloom, we're prophets of... you get the idea.