Your Hair is Uneven

We've been noticing that your hair looks a bit, well, uneven. Like, it's not even. It's more like, "I just rolled out of bed and put on whatever was nearest."

We're not judging you, per se. We're just concerned that if you keep looking like that, people might start to question your authority. I mean, who listens to someone with a haircut that screams "I gave up on life."

So, here's the deal. We're offering you a special discount on a haircutting service that'll make you look almost, kind of, like you're trying.