Listen, let's get real, friend. We're not here to coddle you through a 2-for-1 happy hour or a "you do you" motivational seminar. We're here to help you lose 20 pounds by the end of the quarter, and if you're not on track, well... let's just say our "sympathies" are wearing thin.
So, here's the deal. If you don't get back down to a size 6 in the next 6 weeks, we're going to have to start wondering if you're just another one of those "I'm just a little bit pregnant" types.
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