It's not my fault! I swear, I set two alarms, three, four, FIVE alarms. But no, the universe has conspired against me.
I'm not lazy, I'm just When Was the Last Time I Was Punctual? was a different person.
Apparently, being late is now a Societal Vice that I'm just not privy to.
So, if you see me walking into the meeting room at 5:02, don't be surprised. I'm just Just Trying to Make a Statement.
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