We're not really listening, but it seems like a good idea to pretend like we are. It's all about appearances, folks! Our office has been trained in the art of pretending to care, and we're experts at it. In fact, we've even developed a patented system for detecting when someone is actually paying attention, and when someone is just pretending to care. It's all about maintaining a healthy dose of skepticism and a heaping helping of apathy.
So, if you're looking for a place where the air is thick with insincerity and the walls are painted with a fresh coat of 'I don't care-ness', then you've come to the right place! We're the Office of Pretend-to-Care, where we're always pretending to care, but never actually do.
The Office of Sincerity Oversight