Advanced Decision Stalling Techniques

For those who can't quite decide, but also can't quite not decide.

Here are a few techniques to help you stall your decision just a little longer:

1. 1. Technique 1: Busy Guessing - Pretend you're really busy and just guess what the other person wants to hear.
2. 2. Technique 2: Pretending to Need More Time - Claim you need more time to think, even if you've already made up your mind.
3. 3. Technique 3: Claiming to Need More Information - Ask for more data, even if you've already got all the facts you need.
4. 4. Technique 4: Pretending to Have a Miscarriage of Justice - Blame the decision-making process itself, and imply that someone/something is out to get you.

Try these advanced techniques to stall your decision just a little bit longer, but don't say we didn't warn you.