Advanced Sarcasm and Backbiting: A Guide for Pretentious Consultants

Congratulations, you're a pretentious consultant. You've mastered the art of making everyone around you feel like an idiot while you're secretly unsure of what you're doing. But don't worry, we're here to help you refine your skills.

Below, you'll find our expert advice on:

• How to use passive-aggressive language to make your clients think you're being helpful, while secretly plotting their downfall.
• The art of gaslighting your coworkers to get them to do all the work.
• Mastering the ancient art of backbiting, where you criticize everyone else's work while pretending you're doing yours.
• Using corporate doublespeak to make your clients think you're talking about something real, when really you're just making it up as you go.

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