Meeting in Progress 2: The Sequel

We're still stuck in here. Literally. Our meeting has been in progress for 2 hours and 37 minutes and 14 seconds. We're not really sure why we're still here, but the snacks are getting cold.

We've been here so long, we've created our own time zone.

It's now known as "Meeting Time". Please adjust your clocks accordingly.

Our team's productivity has been... rearranged to accommodate the meeting.

Our CEO is now on the 12th floor, but nobody knows where the 12th floor is.
The janitor is now on our payroll as our new "Director of Ambiance and Disambiance."
Our coffee machine is now a sentient being with its own agenda.

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