We're not just any consulting firm, we're Pretentious Consulting. We're the ones who'll tell you what you want to hear, even if it's not what you need. Our client list is a Who's Who of the pretentious, the self-absorbed, and the completely unnecessary.
Mr. Bottomsworth is a 6-time award-winning... well, not really a winner at all. He's a self-proclaimed expert on the art of doing nothing, and his extensive experience in procrastination is unmatched. He's been known to spend entire meetings discussing the merits of his favorite hobby: collecting antique teapots.
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