Pretentious Consulting: Where We Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

We'll help you justify the most questionable business decisions, all while making you wonder if it was worth it.

Meet our team of expert consultants:

• Reginald P. Bottomline, CEO and Chief Pretentious Officer (CPCO)
• Liz P. Bottomline, Vice President of Pretentiousness (VPP)
• Jeb P. Bottomline, Senior Consultant and Professional Apologizer (SCPA)
• Bob P. Bottomline, Consultant and Professional Pretender (CPP)
• Bob's Brother P. Bottomline, Consultant and Professional Pretender-in-Training (CPT)