Pretentious Consultant Brochure

We specialize in:

• Overcharging clients by 500% while doing nothing productive.
• Using buzzwords that sound impressive but mean nothing.
• Saying "I'll get right on that" and then disappearing for months.

Our team of highly skilled, yet completely unskilled consultants will:

• Make you feel good about spending an extra 10% on our services.
• Convince you that our services are "cutting-edge" even if they're just rehashing the same old ideas.
• Provide you with a PowerPoint presentation that looks like it was made by a kindergartener.

Join us today and experience the thrill of being taken advantage of!