Pretentious Consulting

Welcome to the lair of the most pretentious consulting firm in the land.

Our Styles

We pride ourselves on being the most overbearing, egotistical, and self-absorbed consultants in the business.

• The Art of Being Incompetent
• The Science of Being Righteous
• Pretentious Speak

We specialize in:

• Overcharging for services rendered
• Using buzzwords like "synergy" and "disrupt"
• Sitting on your couch while you're at work

Our clients love us!

"Pretentious Consulting is the worst thing that could have happened to me. I'm still trying to recover from the emotional trauma." - John D.

"I love how they always use Comic Sans on their reports. It's so... so... ugh." - Jane S.

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