Parrot Hacking 101

The Art of Mind Control

Step 1: Establish trust with the parrot

1. Offer it treats
2. Be consistent
3. Use the right tone

Step 2: Create a diversion

1. Misplace the food bowl
2. Turn off the lights
3. Use a loud, high-pitched whine

Advanced Techniques

Use subliminal messaging:

1. Repeat "Polly wants to go to the vet" in a monotone tone
2. Tap into its psyche with a well-placed feather toy

Caution: Do not attempt to hack a parrot that is not yours. It's not worth the risk (or the mess).

Or is it?