Reading is Caring: The Art of Not Caring About Anything Else
In the cutthroat world of office politics, it's every employee for themselves. But fear not, dear reader, for we've got the secret to not getting eaten alive by the corporate beast.
Here's the key:
1. The Art of Pretending to Care (A guide on how to fake it till you make it)
2. Better Napoleon Than the Devil (The science of taking credit for someone else's work)
3. The Golden Rule of Who Can Suck the Most Salmon Sashimi (A game of who can stomach the most disgusting office antics)