Report Merging Techniques: The Art of Sabotaging Colleagues

Step 1: The Classic "I'm Late for a Meeting" Technique

• Deliberately schedule meetings at the same time, forcing your colleagues to arrive late.
• Send them a series of apologetic emails, each more insistent than the last.

Step 2: The "I'm Not Responsible" Technique

• Blame the report's errors on the intern who formatted the report.
• Suggest they're actually the work of a rogue AI.

Step 3: The "I'm Just Following Procedure" Technique

• Claim that the report's format is "industry standard."
• Insist that changing it would "break the chain of command."

Disclaimer: These techniques are completely legal and not actually effective. Use them at your own risk.