What was the actual agenda anyway?

It's a secret only known to the initiated. A cryptic phrase etched into the walls of the conference room. A whispered rumor in the hallway. A whispered rumor in the hallway that was actually just a PowerPoint presentation.

But seriously, folks, who actually knows what was going on? Was it the usual corporate doublespeak? The backroom deals? The carefully crafted talking points?

Or was it... the truth?

*shrug