Subpage 3: They're a Vortex of Confusion
When an intern walks into the office, it's like they've created a black hole that warps the space-time continuum. Everything around them becomes distorted, including the concept of productivity and sanity.
The intern's lack of knowledge is like a gravitational pull, drawing in colleagues with their incessant questions and endless need for clarification. "What's the point of this meeting?" "Can someone explain the project again?" "Why do we even have a company logo?" It's like they're sucking the life force out of us,chartInstance
But, much like the allure of a black hole, we're drawn back in, helpless to resist the intern's vortex. We're forced to re-explain, re-teach, and re-breathe life into their empty knowledge vessels.
And then, just when you think it's safe to escape, they ask you to be their mentor, and you're trapped in an infinite loop of "What's the point of this project?" "Can you show me how to do it?" "I'm not sure, why don't you just ask Google?"ประก Ugh.
So, beware, colleagues, beware! For in the presence of an intern, the very fabric of our sanity and productivity may unravel, like the thread of a worn-out sweater. Don't get sucked in, lest you want to lose yourself in a sea of "I didn't know that."