Suddenly Change the Subject to Something Completely Irrelevant

Apparently, the office coffee machine has been replaced with a miniature, animatronic version of the T-Rex.

It's now spewing out a steady stream of coffee-flavored despair and existential dread, but hey, at least it's consistent.

Learn more about the Mini-Trex Union and their demands for better working conditions.

Side Effects

• Uncontrollable rage
• Spontaneous combustion of productivity
• Unrelenting despair of the soul

Symptoms

• Frequent outbursts of "I'm going crazy!"
• Unexplained feelings of dread
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion

Causes

Management's questionable life choices