Office Politics Pitfalls: Suddenly Demand a Raise Because You've Learned to Use a New Soft Skills App in Your Spare Time

Why settle for just any raise when you could demand one because you've mastered the art of using a new soft skills app in your spare time?!

• Learned to use the app in a 3-weekend marathon
• Can now efficiently schedule virtual meetings and make to-do lists
• Have a 90% completion rate on the app's "Achievement Unlocks"
• Can now impress clients with my new-found knowledge of "synergy" and "disrupt" buzzwords

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