The Office Politics Pitfalls: Because Who Needs Democracy?

Welcome to the world of office politics, where the phrase "power to the people" is just a myth perpetuated by the ruling elite. Or, you know, just rule with an iron fist, but with a regular fist, because, let's be real, that's just more hygienic.

The Art of Effective Dictatorship

Step 1: Eliminate dissent by installing a strict no-talking policy. No one likes to talk, and if they do, it's just to complain, right?

Step 2: Install a state-of-the-art security system that monitors every move you make, every conversation you have, and every snack you eat. Who needs freedom when you have cameras, sensors, and AI-powered snack-tracking technology?

Read more about Step 3: Eliminate the Competitors with Breadwinner Competitions