The Sycophant's Guide to Self-Assessment: Advanced Techniques

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Chapter 7: The Art of Fawning Flattery

Flattery can be a potent tool in the sycophant's arsenal, but only if executed with finesse. Practice your fawning smile in the mirror, and work on your ability to find the perfect balance of sincerity and insincerity.

Chapter 8: The Sycophant's Guide to Sycophant-Speak: A Lexicon of Empty Praise

Master the art of saying nothing meaningful, but saying it with great enthusiasm! Learn how to craft the perfect phrases to make your superiors feel seen, without actually saying anything.

Chapter 9: Advanced Sycophant Self-Deception

The key to successful sycophancy is not just about fawning over your superiors, but also about convincing yourself that you're fawning over your superiors. Learn how to convincingly pretend to be convinced, even when you're not.

Chapter 10: The Sycophant's Guide to Advanced Self-Assessment: The Art of Self-Validation

In this chapter, we'll cover the most advanced techniques for validating your own self-assessment. Learn how to convince yourself that you're doing a great job, even when you're not.

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