Office Politics 101: The Art of Being a Team Player

Tip 1: Don't be the Office Coffee Machine

Never, ever, EVER be the one who always has to refill the coffee machine. It's not just about the coffee; it's about the power dynamic.

Play the office playlist on repeat, but make sure to include a few '80s power ballads for maximum drama and angst.

Use the 'CC' field wisely, my friend. Make sure to include the whole office.