In a shocking twist, the true enemy of productivity is not your coworkers or the coffee machine, but the stapler.
With its innocent-looking metal body and innocuous function, the stapler has been quietly manipulating your workflow since the dawn of time.
But wait, there's more! The actual villain is not just the stapler, but a complex network of office supplies working together to crush your soul.
From the Post-It note mafia to the highlighter cartels, each one plays a vital role in the grand scheme of office despair.
Join the resistance and take back your office from the forces of minimalist terror!
The True Nemesis of the Office Supplies