Presented by the Ministry of Time Management and Productivity
Subordinate to the Department of Redundancy and Procrastination
Under the supervision of the Council of Tardiness and Arrivals
With a special introduction by the Minister of Tardiness and Arrivals
And a foreword by the Secretary of Procrastination and Redundancy
The report is divided into several sections:
According to our data, the average worker spends 3 hours per day on non-productive activities.
The top three most tardy employees are:
| John Doe | 4 hours 30 minutes |
| Jane Doe | 3 hours 45 minutes |
| Bob Smith | 3 hours 20 minutes |
The report also shows that the most popular procrastination activities include: