The Elevator Pitch: Because Who Needs Elevators, Really?

Imagine a world where you have to stand in line for 5 minutes to get to your 6th floor meeting, only to find that the coffee machine is still broken.

You're welcome, corporate!

But wait, it gets even better! Our CEO is so out of touch, they think that a 'state-of-the-art' elevator system would just be a 'waste of resources'.

So, we're stuck in the dark ages, folks!