By the power of the ancient Office Politics Council, the great Betrayal has been summoned forth.
The once-heretic hero of the office, now a legend in his own right, stands before the Council.
"I, the great Betrayal, have come to face my accusers and claim my rightful place as the supreme ruler of the office."
"But wait, you say I'm the one who's been secretly controlling the copier, siphoning off all the toner cartridges, and making off with the office snacks?"
"Ah, yes! That's all just a mere coincidence. I'm sure it was just the intern's doing."
As the council members squirm in their seats, the Betrayal's eyes narrow, his gaze piercing through the shadows.
"Silence, mortals! For I am the Betrayal, and I shall not be silenced!"